HIV tests are more positive than that guy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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