oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
