I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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