Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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