White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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