Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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