Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
