It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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