Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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