Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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