You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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