I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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