is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Acid is not a monday night drug
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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