I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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