If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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