Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
