What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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