I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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