So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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