I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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