I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
