i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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