I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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