no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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