Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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