3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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