Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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