Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Pants are for mortals
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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