Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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