...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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