You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I didn't notice because vodka
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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