I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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