Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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