ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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