We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
