hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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