mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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