My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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