Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
third nipple confirmed
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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