In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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