From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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