He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have feelings that need drinking.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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