I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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