id be glad to
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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