My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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