lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just want nice things and good sex
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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