Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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