i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize