What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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