can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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