i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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