Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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