dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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