u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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