Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
