Michael Bay diarrhea
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
