It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
